College Humor is back by popular demand with a yet another look at the far too realistic personification of the search engine in the sequal to its “If Google Was a Guy” video. Certain questions prompt a camera appearance by the ominous NSA. Meanwhile, Microsoft’s Bing makes a guest appearance as a pristine but vacant office employee. The parallels drawn are undeniable. Watch it below:

(If you like v2, v1 is also pretty amusing)

You know, if Siri was a guy, I think it’d be reminiscent of Dean Winters in an AllState ad.